Episode 35: No-no-notorious.

There were a significant number of broken beer bottles back there. Damn kids.

Episode 34: Adventures on teh intrawebz

Found on my desktop.

Episode 33: Early morning swim practice...

My father gave me this idea. He claims that as a student one of his profs used to lurk hot chicks at lane swim in this manner.

My father is in many ways, a profoundly unwise man.

Episode 33: Chocolate cauldrons anyone?

Not sure what's more disturbing - the situation, or the HP reference.

Note: as any true HP fan would know, Romilda Vane probs bought hers off les frères Weasley. She does however, have a raging case of err... "chosen-one-goggles" and was chosen over other known amortentia users for this reason.

Episode 32: There are no atheists in foxholes...

Bonus points to the person who knows what book inspired this 'toon (more specifically, the text in the second frame).

Episode 31: Back to Business

Happens daily. No solutions.

Episode 30.5: Sometimes life isn't so wonderful...

Sometimes life isn't so wonderful; you're sitting on your couch, trying to write your second blog entry of the day, which is made more difficult by the amount of head scratching your are doing (no, not pondering, just chlorine). There are three reasons for this:

1) You were driving to work and saw some mennonite guy with aerobars. You don't even own a proper road bicycle (as evidenced by the 'toon "But I 'tri'ed real hard..."). Bastard.

2) You were at the good ol' late night lane swim, when you discovered that your breaststroke is almost as fast as your front crawl over a short distance. You blame your pathetic runner arms for such discrepancies and vow to do more push-ups/learn to swim.

3) Your hair is wet and you are covered in a layer of grime, probably composed of old lady sweat and piss. Always bad.

Now I can go to bed. Not even sure I feel like showering.

Episode 30: Too ironic to be true?

Sometimes life is wonderful; you're on the wiki, lurking Canadian geography stubs - when you find something that's too awesome to not be vandalism but later find out (after talking with a friend who lives in Kingston) that "this shit's fo' realz."

It's almost a little disappointing though - I thought for a minute that I wasn't the only one who vandalized wikipedia while wearing their speedgoggles.

Episode 29: Location is key.

If you were wondering how one maximizes good-quality "sightings" [you weren't?], this is how...

Episode 28: The Doublecreep

Also, I told the previously mentioned 11 year old boy that I quoted him in my blog. His response was "That's creepy."

How does he know?

Episode 27.5: The Double

3 things:

1) While at "work" today, I told a particularly amusing 11 year old boy that he "Gave me great happiness." To this, he replied "But I don't even know you!". He was a very astute young man, even though he didn't realize the true humour of such an utterance. *

2) Sometimes I wish I could have an out-of-body experience. Spectating my life from an outside source would be well, a source of undying amusement.

3) My sources tell me that people [like, living and stuff and not sockpuppets] read this blog. This astounds me because even my own mother refuses to read this crap.

*I may be creepy, but I am no pedophile. Just so you know.

Episode 27: When you're running away...

Episode 26: DIY covert photography

The last tip is very important. That, and whistling.

Episode 25: The Weekend in Review

So last time I left you, I was about to embark on a weekend of reflection, solitude, and more importantly - no internets. Some (including myself, albeit sarcastically) would go as far as to describe such a weekend as bordering on buddhist monk.

You be the judge. Disclaimer: this cartoon was created in the spirit of 'no homo[phobia]'. Also, the guy in the last frame is my dad, and he would (and did) say something like that.


It's hard to say how many posts will appear over the next few days as I have a busy creeping schedule, what with Ofsaa and all.