Episode 45: Always the same thing...

I was going to post this last night, but good ol' Paintbrush crashed halfway through and I was too enraged/suicidal to attempt to redraw it. Fucking rainbows.

Episode 44: Yo dawg, I heard you like creeping...

...so I put you in a creeper meeting so you can creep while you creep.

Much iylyl was had this morning.

Episode 43: Lawnmowers grind my soul.

I apologize in advance for the non-creeping related nature of this post. I'll be back in the game soon... promise.

Anyways, I was running a couple of days ago, and then it started to smell like dog poop. Undaunted, I soldiered on, knowing that I would soon escape the toxic range of such a smell.

But the dog poop smell lasted at least 700m. For 700m, I did some soul searching and came up with this...

Top-10 smells that lead to self-loathing while running:

10. wet asphalt
9. car exhaust
8. odiferous food
7. dirtbag smokers, blissfully unaware of irony
6. lawnmower, cut grass.
5. fry grease (specifically KFC or the arena variety)
4. caustic factory smells
3. garbage truck in summer
2. dead stock truck
1. Fecal matter of any kind, especially when visible and pervasive.

I actually really hate lawnmowers. They grind on my soul. I am nearly suicidal and hiding inside due to the fact that my mother is currently using ours.

Episode 42: Always read the fine print...

Likelihood of this happening: 234324^-323. I hate summer.

PS - Notice how the title of this post managed to not reference the Hitchhiker's Guide in any way.

Episode 41: No deer in Etobicoke...

Question: where is the Ofsaa XC preds thread? I have nothing else to live for.

Episode 40: blöggen

Too lazy to draw anything. Thus I have decided to outsource this blog post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IQDH0zOqzg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delilah_DiCrescenzo

Some self assembly required.

Episode 39: Could this be allegory?

Funemployment has taken its toll. I will try to avoid HP references for at least the next 2 weeks.

Episode 38: Big[ger] Brother is watching you

Does anyone ever worry about what their internet service provider thinks of them?

Because I do. Often.

Episode 37: Numbers can be sexy too

Hopefully this should clarify any confusion about my values.

Episode 36: Unfact

I apologize for being MIA this week for no particular reason.