Episode 93: Dangers of lawling & bawling in public

Moral? Do not deviate from course material, or sit at the back of class.

Judging by the fact that this happened twice today, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I haven't learned from this experience.

Episode 92: "How have you not been kicked out yet?!?"

More like "How did you even get in?"

Speedgoggles - 1. After-party - 0.

Edit: "Sluttiness. It's a disability... to wear clothing." I said that. That is for you, Larry, whoever you are.

Episode 91: Santa, baby...

Santa's a pretty big creep, if you think about it... I mean, at any given time I might not know when you're sleeping, but he does.

PS. Nats>Xmas. Sunday will be like boxing day, except there won't be any bitchin' sales on at the mall.

Episode 90: The Good Life

Things that are good:

1) stake-outs
2) Harry Potter
3) lurking
4) high quality XC meets
5) red wine
6) behaving badly
7) not doing schoolwork

All of these things will occur within a 72 hour period. I'm not sure if I'll be able to handle it.

Episode 89: Inevitability

Someone once asked me why I never make race predictions*, despite claiming to have "nothing else to live for" and an undeniably extensive knowledge of "the stats" (garnered from far too many hours and an internet connection).

My immediate, intuitive response was that I simply have no interest.

But why, might one ask?

Every race has a winner. I will always try to wheel that winner [unsuccessfully]. It's inevitable. Identity is nothing. Results are everything.

This could possibly be summed up with some kind of metaphor for life, but then I would have to punch myself in the face, and I grow tired of having to do that.



*Serious ones.

Episode 88: Real-life applications?

This whole cartoon blogging venture may be a waste of time, but it has its uses. When angry notes fail, sarcasm and internet memes succeed. Roommates - take heed.


Edit: I also used Paintbrush to make graphics for a recent school project. BAMF.

Episode 87: I have a dream.

And it is:

To know how the facebook live feed algorithm works; is there a method to its madness?

There is certainly a method to mine.

Episode 86: Theoretically speaking...

When I was in grade three, I remember learning about Venn diagrams. The teacher who taught us about them was called Mrs. Van. She was one hardass old lady, who always pointed with her middle finger. This was funnier when I was eight. But I digress; until yesterday I thought it they were called Van diagrams.

Confusing times.

Episode 85: International Blogger of Mystery

Edit:

Related quote:

"I rarely go out because I know I'm not going to meet anyone I'm interested in... I can just tell by looking at them they can't run a mile faster than me."
"Perhaps you need to remove your speedgoggles, then."
"That's the thing - I can't!"

Episode 84: You're more like the flavour of the week.

Taste bud overload this week.

But in all seriousness, this cartoon was inspired by the pumpkin flavoured ice cream that I've been pining after since visiting the T. Ho's across the road from Centennial Park...

Episode 83.5: T minus 1.

It's official. Speedgoggles has received authorization to attend the O-show.

Hide yo' senior boys, hide yo' husbands*.

*only if fast.

Episode 83: What I learned in school...

... is occasionally valuable.

Edit: facebook seems to have deleted the "wall to wall" option. You know I'm pissed. Guess they must have read this blog?