Episode 71.5: Thoughts?

I was strolling around today and I thought of a hypothetical situation that was at once so amusing and unfathomable that I had to stop and giggle for a little while.

If you are dating someone, does it still count as stalking?

I thought about it good and hard and came to the conclusion that it still counts.

Episode 71: The internet is my oyster

...is it still fishing for compliments if it's anonymous?

Episode 69: The breakfast of champions

I am lying; I did not in fact have a martini for breakfast this morning. I did, however have something far more intoxicating: a slice of pumpkin pie.

This got me thinking.

The last time I had pie for breakfast (cherry pie that time, to be specific), I was standing alone in a parking lot at 5 am. It was the beginning of terrible, but great things.

I cannot help but think that that slice of pumpkin pie may have been an omen.

Watch out.

Episode 68: A brush with death.

I should really put a password lock on my computer, but I like living dangerously.

Episode 67: 1km mark, revisited.

Apparently my local government pays more attention than I had predicted. Guess I'll just have to buy a better permanent marker...

Have fun searching for this frame on Google street view, friends (don't worry, it's on there).

Note to self: those ugly on the inside should avoid introspective blog posts.

Episode 66: Cryptozoology

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

This metaphor is tight as hell.

Episode 65: Perspective

The human condition is occasionally a source of humour.