Episode 16: The weekly agenda...

Sorry folk(s?)... no cartoon today. What I can offer however, is an analysis of what I plan to do this week... it's almost as pathetic as the other content posted here, so hopefully it will do.

Today (Sun): work*, facebook stalking, watch "Running Brave", followed by the desire to go out and run for 2 hours (which I will ignore, as it will be late at night and also because I have already done a significant amount of physical activity).

Mon: 50% off day at Value Village. Hopefully I'll get enough clothes to last me until the next one.

Tue: Work*. I also might try to convince myself to go swimming, but I doubt it will happen because water disgusts me.

Wed: Job hunting. This will inevitably result in a depression that can only be resolved by spending the rest of the day creeping on the internet and making cartoons about it and going on long pointless walks (like on the viagra commercial).

Thur: Highlight of the week: creeping a HS track meet. Don't worry... I'll hold off hanging out of trees until Ofsaa.

Fri: Work*

Sat: Thinking so far in advance depresses me. Perhaps I will go to my cottage, even though the lurking opportunities there are non-existent.

I retrospect, I probably could have made a cartoon about this, but I'd rather go have an ice bath at this time.

*The number of hours I work per week in relation to the number of hours spent doing nothing at all is so depressing that I am, by my own definition, unemployed.